The Whistle Makes Me Their God

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nowyoukno:

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doctorwho:

absolutelysorted:

So I’ve been trying to get my friend to watch Doctor Who the longest time. Here’s his snapchat, and my reply.

Congrats to your friend on being #NewToWho!

gayerthanjew:

i feel my american-bred sense of entitlement the most when i get annoyed that the ‘united states’ is sorted in alphabetical order on a drop down menu and not just listed at the top

just one mistake 
is all it will take 
we’ll go down in history 
remember me for centuries

rachelisaflameprincess:

bendydicks:

considerthishippie:

Instead of just looking up into the sky, you’re actually gazing down into the infinite cosmic abyss, with only gravity holding you onto the surface of the earth.

oh

i was not prepared for that

pu-mpkin:

why don’t police use akinator to solve crimes that fucker knows everyone

unconflated:

that moment when you mess up a word so often it becomes a default auto correct

kushandwizdom:

Everything Love

Larry shippers

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